Before Boko Haram Kidnaps The Next Batch of School Girls

Judging from the euphoric celebration that greeted Boko Haram’s release of majority of the abducted school girls from Dapchi, a visitor from Mars would jump to the conclusion that the saga had a good ending. The gust of unqualified elation over the freedom of majority of the survivors gave the denouement of the tragedy the […]

Ibrahim Magu and The Ikoyi Flats Whistleblower

The acting chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ibrahim Magu, told a global forum in Austria a scandalous lie that could discredit the whistleblower policy which is currently helping the anti-graft agency recover troves of public funds from corrupt Nigerian officials. While trying to oversell his prowess at the 7th Conference of State Parties to […]

The Nigerian Army and The Failed Medical Outreach In The South East

The botched medical outreach of the Nigerian Army in the South East is one more example of the quality of thinking that misguides the Nigerian Army. It’s incredible that the top brass decided that a military-manned mobile clinic had a real prospect of success in Igboland and that this, of all times, was an opportune moment to […]

Buhari Writes Paul and Peter: The Unity of Psquare Is Non-Negotiable

Dear Paul and Peter,   I have just been informed that one of you unilaterally announced the ‘split’ of the crisis-prone Psquare. That’s an act of self-determination. It is treasonable and worthy of classification as terrorism.   I recall that your late mother paid me a visit at my Daura home a couple of years ago. We shared dinner and […]

The Nigerian Army Is A Terrorist Organization

Last Friday, the Defence Headquarters drew itself to its full ethical height and declared the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) ‘’a militant terrorist organization’’. It managed to achieve this fantastic feat in pot-calling-kettle-black by avoiding the mirror. If the Nigerian Pentagon had looked in the mirror, it would have seen the likeness of a thoroughgoing […]

Buhari, Buratai and The Python Panacea

The ongoing destructive ‘Python Dance’ of the Nigerian troops in the South East states of Nigeria is easily the most futile conceivable strategy for defeating the growing Biafra consciousness in Igboland. It’s a thought police witch-hunt operation. And it is destined to end in a shameful retreat like all brawny wars waged against persuasions rooted […]